Oh yes. This is why I haven't gone to BaGG in a while...
10/13/2011
@HughRJorgan Sorry, hon. I'm not "back" -- in a different place now. Just curious about the missed connection, as a friend had shown me.
1/5/2013
A little bird told me that someone's looking for me in missed connections. I was amused. Who are you?
1/4/2013
Just mailed off a care package for a close friend overseas. Inside? An Njoy Pure Wand. I wrote down "paperweight" on the customs form.
11/8/2011
Another vanilla date: You look so puzzled when I do anything but fuck you.
11/8/2011
My vanilla date: Have you thought about doing porn? That might be right up your alley. Me: Ummmm...
11/6/2011
Me, looking at a crapton of missing skin: Holy shit, what happened to your knee? Him: You did. Me: *giggles*
11/6/2011
Me: I don't need anything else except cock. Him: Yes, of course, but I'm in scrubs right now and a hardon would be very obvious.
11/3/2011
Just got the sweetest #pornoromance text: "I miss sticking my cock in your gaping asshole." Makes me giggle and smile.
10/24/2011
Me, start of last night, to friends: Don't let me go home with anyone! Me, end of last night: Um...someone can go home with me, right?
10/22/2011
Ugh. Balenciaga and cheap Forever 21 shit don't mix.
10/22/2011
Tried to flirt with a Marine on OKCupid. Tells me he doesn't want to scare me away because he's into BDSM. Uh, did he NOT read my profile?!
10/20/2011
@NeilAKAFrenchie Ha, it's not *that* kind of cleaning service. But, the other girl in my threesome was raised Catholic :)
10/17/2011
@JulietteMarch Oh I thank my lucky stars to wake up to a hot guy on my right and a hot girl on my left!
10/17/2011
@WolfHudsonIsBad Cock! Cunt! The best parts of waking up....
10/17/2011
Had a threesome last night and now my presumably Catholic cleaning ladies are here. #slutproblems #firstworldslutproblems
10/17/2011
Him: Do me instead of the gym. Me: OK! Super motivated now!!!!
10/15/2011
@NeilAKAFrenchie Yay!
10/13/2011
So horny. Want a good ass fucking....sigh...
10/13/2011
So fucking horny. I wish I could have on demand ass fucking. (A girl can dream, right?)
10/13/2011
Oh yes. This is why I haven't gone to BaGG in a while...
10/13/2011
@HughRJorgan Sorry, hon. I'm not "back" -- in a different place now. Just curious about the missed connection, as a friend had shown me.
1/5/2013