What kind of dogs are those?
7/26/2018
Carpet is a gateway drug, man
7/28/2019 5:05:47 PM
I’m impervious to hangovers. Also: I LUV U
7/28/2019 3:05:47 PM
I bought a bra at 10 am. Please pray for me pic.twitter.com/49kqfSLBW7
7/28/2019 2:05:47 PM
Sneezing during anal
7/28/2019 1:05:47 PM
reminder that all women deserve to be paid more except betsy devos
7/28/2019 12:05:47 PM
Hey, @LilNasX : can we be best friends?
7/28/2019 12:05:47 PM
I got the 1990 Laker Girls autograph at a Honda dealership when I was 5. My life choices make sense now
7/28/2019 12:05:47 PM
I ate vegan ice cream yesterday. See? I’m just like you guys pic.twitter.com/p3HigTlsi1
7/27/2018
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as the gum Denzel Washington is always chewing
7/27/2018
*grows a penis*
7/26/2018
I have Miss Moo (she’s been in Hustler and the NYT!)
7/26/2018
pic.twitter.com/A5DN4kQbT4
7/26/2018
Not when you do it
7/26/2018
Absolutely
7/26/2018
I’m here for big egg content
7/26/2018
????
7/26/2018
You’re a delight
7/26/2018
Fancy!
7/26/2018
KING
7/26/2018
What kind of dogs are those?
7/26/2018
Carpet is a gateway drug, man
7/28/2019 5:05:47 PM