Not sure if it's funny or sad watching this drunk guy try to have a conversation w/ me while blasting music on my headphones
11/15/2014
It'll be a Ninja experiment night!
11/21/2014
Feel Ready To Stop
11/21/2014
The perfect gig was given to me & offered it to some1 else too. As soon as I told him, he asked me 2 marry him. Aw :)
11/20/2014
@kristymadelv wish u a good bday coming up!
11/20/2014
Let’s continue to build! pic.twitter.com/92wrzQAr0F
10/25/2014
Follow your dreams! No matter how impossible they may seem. You can do it! pic.twitter.com/JMqPXJweZi
10/28/2014
That awesome moment when hearing friends say they're job creators. For celebs too!
11/19/2014
What comes first, hip hop dancing or singing? @britneyspears @tappishdotcom
11/19/2014
You never know till you try!
11/12/2014
The X Train: Where I don't stop to find an Ex, I just ride.
11/19/2014
Friend suffers memory loss from smoking 10 bongs a day. Luckily he has me 2 remind him. I have a fresh mind from too much sex.
11/18/2014
I was in Vegas and it was a 115 degrees, cab driver told me the worst he ever seen it was 131. What's that practice for hell? #sweltering
9/15/2014
At the #DumbTo premier with my wife- great movie! Feel dumber already. #DumbAndDumberTo pic.twitter.com/jzKhRwL30n
11/4/2014
Cute text: "Im going to get doughnuts this morning."
11/15/2014
The biggest competitive advantage of all: how fast you learn
11/11/2014
I try to find humor in everything, but deep down it really fucking hurts.
11/15/2014
@thejaywest @digitalburr @mandymoore #nottrue had no choice
11/15/2014
@evanponter @papermagazine @thejaywest LoL
11/15/2014
Not sure if it's funny or sad watching this drunk guy try to have a conversation w/ me while blasting music on my headphones
11/15/2014
It'll be a Ninja experiment night!
11/21/2014