As soon as she cums, she falls asleep. I wish I could do that. My insomnia is only cured by a big bottle of wine. #lezbehonest #GirlProblems
8/11/2015
When your neighbor brings you vodka and orange juice just because they love you! Yay my day just got so much better.
11/17/2015
I didn't plan on buying a bottle of whiskey for the night ..but, Hey... shit happens!
11/10/2015
Purp & the new Ice Age movie is my version of recovery today. Politics have drained my brain of all happiness. This is a fucked up world.
11/9/2015
Fire Marshall checking the sprinklers & alarms at 10:30 a.m........ panic mode spray everything down, it's smells like dank!
11/1/2015
Made steak, over easy eggs & potatoe hash. Now off to the beach for some sun & relaxing rum runners. All before 9 a.m! #goals
10/19/2015
story of my life pic.twitter.com/g9EI2NTKr0
10/15/2015
Well damn you Matthew, I got all sorts of worried for No reason.
10/7/2015
Every time I make my fiance a bath she swears I'm trying to murder her. I don't know how they bathe in Brazil, but here we use HOT water ;)
10/5/2015
@xMercedesLynnx when I watch you, I just envy your fiancé. She is a lucky person. You pound better than any man?? pic.twitter.com/Umay9KoCPY
10/4/2015
Fuck what anyone else thinks. I am watching Borat again. I love this movie?
9/29/2015
When you puffed too much before work so you go in mad at something that doesn't exist so no one can tell your stoned and do not want to talk
9/18/2015
Kettlebells have got my shoulders feeling like jello. I like home work outs because you get to take whiskey breaks & workout in your panties
9/15/2015
Just tried Golden Berries for the first time. I think I'm hooked! Gotta stock up now! #fruitaddict #EatClean
9/15/2015
My favourites page ?
@CristiAnnXO @amberchase
@laylapricexoxo @YuriLuv @killpussy
@BARBI3ROXXX @CameronAmor
@Glamchowdr @xMercedesLynnx
9/10/2015
When you just wanna be a cunt for no reason. Lol #hormones #watchout
9/10/2015
??@xmercedeslynnx @msashlynntaylor Jordan Denae@xDannyBoy92 @latino8626 @DRM00RE @PornoxDia @FranceNympho pic.twitter.com/4my5vor2BF
9/8/2015
That moment when you get home, strip down to your panties & bra, sit on your cold leather couch and decide it's time to nap!...Yes Please!
9/8/2015
Bubble baths & freshly made ice tea at 5 am......why? Because I'm a fking adult...and I have #insomnia.
8/27/2015
Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field from drinking too much vodka
8/26/2015
As soon as she cums, she falls asleep. I wish I could do that. My insomnia is only cured by a big bottle of wine. #lezbehonest #GirlProblems
8/11/2015
When your neighbor brings you vodka and orange juice just because they love you! Yay my day just got so much better.
11/17/2015