Abandon all hope ye who enter here
4/30/2018
Me too! I have a lemon dress in the closet too
7/5/2018
I need this #lemonadebra by #curvykate US 36L! us.curvykate.com/curvy-kate-lem…
7/5/2018
You know you are getting old when you have a comfortable and conservative outfit picked out for #Pride
6/14/2018
I just DVR jeopardy and skip through the commercials.
6/3/2018
I think like 2.6 million
6/3/2018
Yeah, it was leaked
6/3/2018
RIP #JamesHoltzhauer. You restored my faith in #Jeopardy. The game will never be the same again. (I hope).
6/3/2018
No, I shaved my ankles for a job interview, but the job seems lame.
5/31/2018
Did I shave my ankles for this?
5/31/2018
Are sweet sixteen parties a white myth? Has anyone ever been to one?
5/22/2018
They are ugly, but awesome
5/21/2018
Sometimes I like to get into fights at work, just for cathartic reasons.
5/21/2018
How did you know?
5/19/2018
You know you are getting old when you are online shoe shopping and all of your choices just happen to be Clark's.
5/19/2018
To the person leaving me masturbation voicemails from a restricted number, your dick sounds really ineffectual.
5/18/2018
Awwww, I couldn't help myself
5/15/2018
Am I the only adult who thinks a random Instagram dog will have his feelings hurt if I don't heart his picture?
5/15/2018
#sprung pic.twitter.com/E2E2VliCVB
5/3/2018
At this point in life, meeting up with friends is like a game of chicken. I don't really want to cross paths, but I don't want to be the first to swerve either.
5/1/2018
Abandon all hope ye who enter here
4/30/2018
Me too! I have a lemon dress in the closet too
7/5/2018